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Apr-24-2010

Dude…

Weak!

All because of this. I think this article sums up my thoughts exactly.

Is it me or are the Russian spammers getting lazy?

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Posted under Internet, TV
Jan-29-2010

I had an email like that the other day

Dilbert.com

Posted under Internet
Dec-4-2009

These never get old

Dearest One good day to you,

I am introducing my self as Miss Stella Collins, I am the only daughter of late Chief and Mrs. Kone Collins. My father was a very wealthy Cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory Coast ; my father was poisoned to death by his business associates during one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on November 2007 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Ten million, Seven hundred thousand United State Dollars ($US10.7M) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That due to the incessant political crisis in this country and to avoid been kill

by his enemies I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate or hotel management.

Please, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:

(1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to:

(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am still a small girl:

(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and also to secure a resident permit in your country:

Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas. Furthermore, Pls indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be conclude within seven (7) days you signify your interest to assist me,

Anticipating hearing from you urgently.

Thanks and God bless.

Yours Sincerely,

Stella Collins

I mentioned the Unreal Developer’s Kit a few posts ago; now they have released some HQ videos explaining everything you want to know about it (using the editor, etc.).  Very well done.

Posted under Gaming, Internet
Nov-17-2009

O_O!

Jun-9-2009

Woo hoo! I’m rich!

CONFIRM YOUR WINNING DETAILS.

This email is to notify you that you have won an Award Sum of US$1,000,000
in Nationale Staats Loterij held on the 28/5/2009 in Amsterdam, The
Netherlands. Winners were picked by computerized system, drawn from over
45,000,000 companies and individuals e-mail addresses worldwide. Please
contact the Payment Director with your winning info: REF NUM.GFC8110/374K)
BATCH NUM.(HOL04-R591/XB301)WINING NUM.(NJP8182-131Y), Staats
Number:(0031-4365021), Lucky Number SPL (501/0267)

Contact Name: Mr.Steven Van Wessel.
Tel: +31-643-860-690
Email:claimdptnl1@aol.com
Amount Won: US$1,000,000

Nationale Staats Loterij is lawful sponsored by the Microsoft Corporation
and is registered and protected by the Benelux trademark law. Please note
that the validity period of these winning is 21 working days; hence you
are expected to make your claims immediately. Any claim not made before
this date will be transfer to the suspense vault of the Netherlands Gaming
Board.

Congratulations!!!
Sincerely yours,
Mrs.Christina Abder Aachie,
Dept Sec.

——————-
Email sent using my WebMail access.

Posted under Internet
Dec-15-2008

Too funny

http://linuxlock.blogspot.com/2008/06/my-linux-box-is-infected.html
I always get an email everyday for this pos “antivirus” scam.  It’s sad because many windows people will fall for it and then get their box infected with it.  EDIT:  About time, Microsoft

I’ve been toying with the idea of getting rid of vista on my laptop and replacing it with linux for 30 days.  I’ve learned a lot the past year or so learning ubuntu but I’ve never felt like I could get rid of my windows install.  I am so tired of paying for this/that/the other stuff in windows while a version in linux is free.  I just installed U x64 on the desktop and that was fun just trying to get the thing working! ;)   But I finally did and it seems to be happy now.  I’ve also installed U on my eee using the array.org kernel (seems much happier than it did with XP).

Posted under Internet, Linux
Aug-4-2008

We’ve got a situation here!

Posted under Internet
Jul-27-2008

Whoop!

Someone made a WordPress app for the iPhone! :)

Posted under Internet
Jul-25-2008

Visit my sister’s site!

2,000 files later it might be done!

http://www.isastella.com/

Posted under Internet
Jul-2-2008

LOL

I just found this gem going through some *old* cd’s  1997′s version of Crysis!

glquake v.0.95
640×480
38.9 fps nocd nosound
38.8 fps w/sound no cd
512×384
56.5 fps nocd nosound
55.7 fps w/sound no cd

winquake v. 1.09
640×480
15.8 fps nocd nosound
15.0 fps w/sound no cd
512×384
19.7 fps nocd nosound
19.3 fps w/sound no cd
320×240
44.7 fps nocd nosound
41.4 fps w/sound no cd

quake 1.06
640×480
N/A fps nocd nosound
N/A fps w/sound no cd
320×240
39.2 fps nocd nosound
38.3 fps w/sound no cd

More Classics: When the Pope visited NYC around ’94-’95. We got a bit goofy @ work :)

Euge’s poke @ the Pope

Pierre’s poke @ the Pope

And a classic: I had this on my answering machine in CA.

Posted under Gaming, Internet